Is this a joke?
02/22/2006
(1 out of 5 stars)
"When I first heard this track, I thought it would be decent because at least the beat sounded somewhat tight. But then the beat got repetitive and the hook may have been the wackest thing I've heard in a long time:
"Homie youse a window shopper
Mad at me, I think I know why
Homie youse a window shopper
In the jewelry store lookin' at sh*t you can't buy
Homie youse a window shopper
In the illest sh*t tryna get a test drive
Homie youse a window shopper
Mad as f*ck when you see me ride by"
This cat can't be serious. Listening to the hook alone sounds like 50 Cent is doing a parody of HIMSELF. Dude's just making rap look more and more materialistic and shallow with garbage lyrics like that. And why is 50 rapping like Nelly throughout the entire track? Seriously, the sing-songy flow crap works for Nelly a lot better than it works for 50 Cent, and that's not really saying much of anything. And to top it all off, this sing-songy junk is coming from the exact same man who dissed Ja Rule for singing on some of HIS tracks. Ladies and gentlemen, meet hip-hop's biggest hypocrite - 50 Cent."