Search - Avril Lavigne :: Under My Skin

Mindblowing and Orgasmic

Steven McKinney | Arkansas, USA | 07/14/2010

(5 out of 5 stars)

"If there ever were an album that included all the feelings humanity ever had in a collection of songs, it would be "Under My Skin" by the divine Avril Lavigne. This beautiful pop star produces such incredible stories in her songs that one cannot help but sob hardly, letting a myriad of tears flow, as she sings of past hurt and betrayel. Why must Avril be without her happy ending, one must ask themselves throughout listening. Why must Avril be in a relationship that has grown ever so complicated? We may never know if her Sk8ter-boi wanted to take it to the next level too soon or just floudered off in something much less obvious.



As the album continues the listener is forced to answer a very deep and personal question, how many ear-gasms can I obtain by the vocal talent of this angel? How much beauty can my heart hold from this beautiful princesses orgasmic stories?



I want this album played at my funeral because it expresses everything that I hold dear and believe in. Avril Lavigne, I love you for your talent and your ability to make me break down in tears.



Buy it now, people. Buy it now."