"I wont to hisser for a lung lung lung tyme. This guy is amazing."
I hear a solo, and I theenk of a duet.
jonathan marc | Chicago | 12/08/2001
(1 out of 5 stars)
"This is positively the WORST record ever produced. The album hovers between soft-core porn and, well, let's just say I would try to stay out of the, um, "photo spread" in the booklet. It is probably the world's greatest mix-tape record, when used to horrify and bewilder your unfortunate subject. I myself like to play it at parties, where it is the source of much amusement to all attendees. Remember when Fabio got hit in the face with a bird on the rollercoaster? After suffering through this record, you will want to be the next in line. Instant classic."
Is strange how I feel!
Johnny Heering | Bethel, CT United States | 03/16/2005
(1 out of 5 stars)
"Buon giorno! I'm Johnny. And I'm reviewing this CD. I want to share with you my feelings about this CD. A CD for desperate women. When I hear this CD, I laugh at how stupid it is. The music is very cheesy. When I play this CD, I get bored to tears. This CD is so bad, I cannot put my feelings into words. I listen to it so low that I can't hear it. When it's dark, turn off the music. Put out the candles. There is no time for this. A nightmare that Fabio made come true.
But seriously, folks, the song here by the Stylistics is actually good. And there are a few other songs that aren't too unbearable. But you have to put up with Fabio talking about romance throughout this CD. Who wants romantic advice from an Italian girly man? As if that wasn't enough, there is actually one song here by Fabio. It's called "When Somebody Loves Somebody". Fabio speaks most of the lyrics, rather than singing, the only part he actually sings is the "when somebody loves somebody" part. Lord, is that bad! The people that made this CD were real cheapskates, too. The Kenny G instrumental hit "Songbird" is here, but it's not the Kenny G version. They recorded their own soundalike version of the tune, so they could save money. I think that is all I have to say about this album.
Ciao, bellissima!"
I can't belive it's butter
Mark D. Brown | kutztown | 03/01/2000
(1 out of 5 stars)
"if ever there were signs that the world was coming to an end, this is it. how bad can a record get? Fabio doesn't sing (so it could be worse), but he does heave in a heavy voice that sounds like he's making obscene phone calls. Romance? Play this record for a girl and she will bolt for the door. Fabio is good as a model for the cover of romance books, yet he is no singer. Now Will Shatner...there's a talent."