"Being a big fan of both Jello and the Melvins, I had some pretty high hopes for this album. You get to expect a certain degree of creativity and/or experimentation from the Melvins, and that isn't really represented here. I suppose it should be stressed that this is more of a Jello Biafra record using the Melvins as his backing band, rather than a true collaboration. Jello wrote all of the lyrics (which are biting as ever), and most of the music (the three or four really fantastic songs on the album were either written by or with Buzz), so this album's not a whole lot different than, say, his collaborations with D.O.A. and Nomeansno.
Not to say that it's a bad CD. It's definitely one of the best of this year. Just don't go in with the wrong expectations, and you'll probably enjoy the hell out of it."
Best Since DK?
Alex S. Wilson | The LBC, CA United States | 03/11/2005
(5 out of 5 stars)
"I got turned on to DK in the late 80's, and never got to see them live, but they've always been my favorite punk band. I didn't get into Lard much, and lost touch with Biafra's output since then. I love the Melvyns, though, so I got this - it completely rocks.
It sounds more like Biafra's album than the Melvyns, but the Melvyn's are so muscular (Rutmanis on bass has been and continues to be a huge addition to the band) that they really bring the songs to a very high quality level, and Biafra's vocals are to Punk what Easy E's were to RAP.
Great album."
Superb album, one which Jello & Melvins fans should love!
Dave Hidebound | California | 01/22/2005
(5 out of 5 stars)
"I have to admit that I was really nervous playing this CD at first because I have high expectations for such an all-star pairing. I shouldn't have worried because "Never Breathe..." had all of the dynamic, high-octane noise-punk I've come to expect from these guys. It's a thrill to hear both parties come up with new music that's just as exciting as their earlier work.
The Melvins have always been amazing, but I've especially appreciated their newer albums like "Hostile Ambient Takeover." That one served notice that they're still decimating everything in sight. This newest outing launches a similar all-out approach, but King Buzzo & company purposefully play more noticeably "standard" (for them!) hardcore punk-influenced structures. That's no insult, however, and this really brought to mind mid-period Black Flag combined with the Dead Kennedys' progressive "Frankenchrist"-style songs. This puppy is LOUD and non-stop.
As for Jello, he provides his always great song topics (probably the one songwriter whose lyric sheet I read front-to-back) with his classic voice, and he's as enthusiastic as he was with his '90s collaborations. In particular, it's on par (maybe even better: still haven't decided yet) with the muscular post-hardcore album he did with Nomeansno back in 1991, but with the real abrasive Lard edge. "Yuppie Cadillac" is the track I keep playing over and over, but the entire disc is really strong, and my other favorites are "McGruff the Crime Dog" and the slam-into-a-wall, sludgy closer "Dawn of the Locusts."
If you're a fan of either artist, this is a great album which you shouldn't hesitate to pick up. This and the Melvins' earlier CD with Lustmord are easily my two favorite albums of 2004, and Jello's really picking up where he left off with Lard's "Pure Chewing Satisfaction." This CD is a dream pairing, and if you like your music edgy and challenging, definitely check it out!"
One of the best "Jello Biafa and..." discs
Robert Rafuse | Peabody, MA United States | 07/02/2005
(4 out of 5 stars)
"First let me say, I've been a fan of Jello Biafra's music starting with the Dead Kennedys, loved most of his 'Jello Biafra and ...' one-off discs, and really dug most of Lard (being also a Ministry fan).
Jello Biafa and the Melvins' "Never Breath What You Can't See" is probably tied for my favorite 'Jello Biafa and...' disc, along with EP Jello Biafra and D.O.A.'s "Last Scream of the Missing Neighbors". I wasn't a huge Melvins fan (more due to lack of exposure to them than outright dislike) but after listening to "Never Breath...", I'll definitely be checking out more of their catalog. The combo of the Melvins and Jello on several songs evoke a bit of the Dead Kennedys best disc "Frankenchrist".
"Plethysmograph" has quickly become probably my favorite post-DK Jello song. . "Yuppie Caddillac" seems like an updated nod to the DK song "Winnebego Warrior". I also liked "McGruff..." and "Enchanted Thoughtfist". The other songs are pretty standard Jello rant tunes, but they rise above the stuff on the other 'Jello and...' discs because of the Melvins' playing.
My only real complaint - and its minor - is that the song topics focus a ~bit~ much on Islam/9-11 stuff, though its not too surprising given the times.
If you're a Jello fan, I highly recommend this disc."
Hmmmm, well it's been almost 30 years
crills | nyc | 01/23/2005
(4 out of 5 stars)
"wow, it's been almost 30 years since fresh fruit, and jello still has it. or is holding on to it. he's still a great lyricist and I respect him a lot. I will pick up anything he puts out, because I know it will be better than most of everything else. BUT, this is not the sky is falling and it is not Lard. it's not DK, it's not even missing neighbors, BUT it IS still jello so if you love him, you'll love this, if not, not! honestly, I don't know the melvins, but this album is loud and tough and relevant. buy it, it's only 8 songs.
If you're new to jello (somehow), then this is the order you go:
1plastic surgery disasters 2frankenchrist 3 fresh fruit 4 give me convenience 5last temptation of reid 6power of lard or 70's rock must die 7last scream of the missing neighbors 8melvins 9bedtime for democracy"