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I'm Surprised He Hasn't Killed Anyone
Massacre of the Umbilical Cord
I'm Surprised He Hasn't Killed Anyone
Genres: Rock, Metal
 
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Imagine living in a town that basically exists to serve the leisure-time needs of an increasingly bloated and ignorant populace that rolls in every summer like an unclaimed uncle. In the warm months, you wait on hand and f...  more »

     
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All Artists: Massacre of the Umbilical Cord
Title: I'm Surprised He Hasn't Killed Anyone
Members Wishing: 0
Total Copies: 0
Label: Magic Bullet Records
Original Release Date: 1/1/2006
Re-Release Date: 9/12/2006
Album Type: Original recording remastered
Genres: Rock, Metal
Styles: Death Metal, Thrash & Speed Metal
Number of Discs: 1
SwapaCD Credits: 1
UPC: 711574511426

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Imagine living in a town that basically exists to serve the leisure-time needs of an increasingly bloated and ignorant populace that rolls in every summer like an unclaimed uncle. In the warm months, you wait on hand and foot for people who define vacation by what kind of sticker they can put on the SUV back home. In the cold months, you vow to yourself "never again." Welcome to Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, home to MASSACRE OF THE UMBILICAL CORD.

Featuring an astonishingly adept trio of musicians, MASSACRE OF THE UMBILICAL CORD viciously and unapologetically espouses and delivers the good tidings of "Eat Shit And Die." Requiring the services of only one drummer, a guitarist, and a vocalist, MOTUC is the sound of a tourist trap being held captive and peppered with precise blasts of incinerating death during peak season.