"The popular myth is that Theatre Of Pain is Motley's weakest album - as opined by no less than the band itself! I offer this review by way of an alternative viewpoint.
I was 16 when this album came out. At the time I was (and still am) a huge Iron Maiden fanatic. Having dabbled in the fun-but-hardly-life-changing Quiet Riot and Def Leppard (plus ol' Purple and Sabbath which just seemed so...70s) I was totally floored by Motley's Shout At The Devil in every way - the look, the attitude, the riffs etc etc and they shared my top spot along with trusty old Maiden through the 80s.
The great thing about Theatre was that it was such a dramatic left turn from Shout. The image was all Nikki's commedia dell'arte concept with the flowing trenchcoats and the `comedy/tragedy' design. Glam? I didn't even know what glam was at that age and to the best of my knowledge David Bowie was the dude who sang `Let's Dance' right? No, this was just the Crue being bizarre! There's no way this could be compared to Marc Bolin or The Sweet in their indian feathers.
Musically the Crue had opened it up - ditching the straight-ahead crunch of Shout and moving into bluesy grooves, big melodies, and lush production. Mick had opened (or reopened) his guitar palette with slide and acoustics. Nikki was playing 8-string basses and synths, and Tommy had famously added piano to his arsenal. This was probably the first album where I really noticed the production, the use of keyboards and dynamics plus the ginormous drum sound! The songs covered a wide stylistic spectrum from the full-on rock of Fight For Your Rights and the bluesy City Boy Blues to the 70s acoustic RYHTR and the lush Home Sweet Home.
When people write this album off as an 80s party record they're not paying attention. The only `party' tune is Smokin' In The Boys Room - and that's a cover! With the exception of We Need A Lover (which is a disturbing ode to gang sex) the lyrics explored mortality (Use It Or Lose It), civil rights (Fight For Your Rights), loneliness and dissatisfaction (City Boy Blues, Home Sweet Home), grim street realities (Save Our Souls) and the wonderful ode to cash Keep Your Eye On The Money. I don't recall Poison ever writing `Martin Luther heard the truth, the colour of our blood's the same' or `Don't look to Jesus to change the seasons, it's the American dream'.
Theatre Of Pain polarised the so-called metal community. For many `metalheads' the keyboards and trenchcoats were too much and they fled to the waiting arms of Metallica and Slayer. But for guys like me this was the best time to be a rock n roller. Albums like Theatre opened the doors to other ways of looking at music beyond the clichés that heavy metal loves to bestow upon itself. Obviously I have a romantic bias but this was a great time - my time.
I have to say I'm also a little cynical about the surrounding mythology of `Theatre' - the claims of drugs and general non-participation of the band and their consequent distancing of themselves from the album. I read everything I could get my hands on at the time and I seem to recall Tommy Lee in particular being very excited about the broad musical journey the band had embarked on. Similarly Circus magazine visited the band in the studio at the time of recording and were surprised to find the Crue very much in control, on top of their game, and the very antithesis of their public image. Obviously I wasn't there and can't say for sure but, well, just something to think about!
Ross Halfin says in a VH1 doco that the Crue's fanbase was (and is) the `American moron'. This seems such a shame to me, true or otherwise, because I think Motley Crue made interesting music and explored equally interesting ideas. Theatre Of Pain exemplified this period where rock/metal became much more than just amps and beer and tits. Time has obviously diluted the effect but in their day albums like this (or Blackie Lawless production opus `The Last Command' or even Ratt's first album) were really out there and different. Or maybe I'm kidding myself, but if I am that's why I love Theatre Of Pain!"
Give it time, it will grow on you!
D. Aughey | New Hampshire | 07/01/2009
(4 out of 5 stars)
"Nikki Sixx might say this is the worst Motley record, but I have to say he is wrong! Sure it's slower, and I'm sure these guys were laced up on drugs when they made it, but it's actually one of their best records (in my opinion, and we all know opinions are like @$$HOLES). Sure the music is simple, as too the lyrics....BUT, take my word for it.......THAT'S WHAT MAKES IS SO GREAT!!! Look at AC/DC, not a technical band by any stretch (screw yourself if you disagree) but they are great. Motley hits a 'home run' with this record! Simple, clean and has groove (i.e. blues)...So, buy this CD/Download/Record/Tape whatever, you won't be disappointed. USE IT OR LOSE IT....punks!"
Raise Your Hands to Rock!!
Jason Voorhees | Pocomoke City,MD | 06/28/2009
(5 out of 5 stars)
"If you dont buy this album for the classic track of "Home Sweet Home",then check out the killer opening track "City Boy Blues","Louder Than Hell,"Save Our Souls",oh hell just check out everyone of them,one of the greatest albums ever recorded.."
Not worthless but still disappointing
rocky49152 | Lyndhurst, OH USA | 06/07/2010
(3 out of 5 stars)
"This is not one of Motley Crue's better efforts.
First the music. There are some good songs here, like the hard-hitting "City Boy Blues", "Home Sweet Home" - the prototypical metal ballad, the shout-along "Fight For Your Rights", and - of course - their cover of "Smoking in the Boys Room". The rest of it is quality metal of the time but otherwise forgettable.
Here is the problem though, the mix makes the whole recording sound like it was done in "Eddie's Garage Studio at his Parents House." The guitars are competently played but are mixed in such a way that they sound over-chorused and flat. The drums are weak and muddy and the low-end is non-existent, and lastly - Vince Neil's voice sounds terrible.
Let's face it. This guy is no Geoff Tate. He either needs the effects on his voice to sound decent (as on Dr. Feelgood) or he needs to turn up the growl factor (as he did on the far superior "Shout At the Devil"). If they were going to go cheap sounding, they should just have mixed this album like "Too Fast For Love", which at least had a raw, genuine quality to it.
In the scheme of their primary catalog, here is where this album ranks for me descending best to worst (I omitted Saints of LA and Motley Crue - as I have not listened to these albums enough to be familiar with them):
1) Dr. Feelgood
2) Shout at the Devil
3) Too Fast for Love
4) New Tattoo
5) Girls, Girls, Girls
6) Theatre of Pain "
A true classic from the 80s.....
DBL Bass Galore | Birmingham Alabama USA | 03/01/2010
(4 out of 5 stars)
"I recently bought a new copy of this and man...did it bring back memories. I remember anxiously awaiting it's release back in the summer of 1985. I had discovered Motley right after Shout At The Devil came out. Theatre Of Pain was a big change from Shout....but it was EXCELLENT to the ears of this 15 year old headbanger. Tommy Lee actually taught me to play drums. It was on the dash of my buddy's car, but that's beside the point.
Listening to it now, of course it does sound kind of dated...as a lot of music from the 80s does. But those memories come rushing back when City Boy Blues first kicks in. Does it every time."