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Age of Regrets is the new (2002) CD from Steven Brant and the Phantoms. Acoustic music with electric instruments: that?s what happens in the Age of Regrets. (If you play it backwards, it comes out ?Regrets of Age.? Or maybe ?Paul Is Dead?; playing CDs backwards is not something to try without proper training, on a closed course, with a professional driver.) The Age of Regrets is Shakespeare with a comb-over; with the confidence this would have given old Will, he?d surely not have poured his existential doubt into poor Hamlet. The Age of Regrets is Lincoln smoothing away wrinkles with Botox. He was clearly worried that the world would little note nor long remember what he said at Gettysburg; with a smooth forehead, that speech would have played much, much better on TV. Note: to check out Lincoln?s wrinkles, take out a $5 bill. While you?re at it, get another $5 out and send it in to get your own copy of Age of Regrets. In addition to 13 great tunes, you get cover art proving how much better Willie the Shake and Honest Abe would have looked had they not suffered from the Regrets of Age. You?ve got the Regrets of Age when? - Rockin? your baby all night long takes on a whole new meaning; learn to dance the Baby Rock. - You remember the Troggs, but folkssay you?re now doing the Mild Thing. - You acknowledge how hard you have towork at real relationships, caught upin the Day to Day Brutality of Love. And is there doubt that this is the Age of Regrets? - We used to welcome folks with openarms at Ellis Island. - We get caught up not in living but insearching for the Holy Grail. - We are witness to the horrors of 9/11;we are all at Ground Zero. So if Regrets of Age are keeping you awake in this Age of Regrets, we have the cure. Just take two tracks each night from Steven Brant and the Phantoms and call your lover in the morning. Age of Regrets is also great preventive medicine for those who don?t yet suffer from Regrets of Age. Your mileage may vary. See dealer for VIN number. And do, please, try this at home.