Search - Troy Lukkarila :: Don't Sit On Tables

Track Listings (16) - Disc #1
1. Compulsion
2. My Friends
3. Mama, Don't Slap Me In Public
4. 20 Bucks
5. Road Trip
6. ###-####[1]
7. Love IS... Love Will...
8. ###-####[2]
9. Confessions of a Necrophiliac
10. Come Back
11. Good Wife
12. Match
13. Shy Boy
14. Warning
15. Why Can't I Get A Gig?
16. Playing God

CD Details

All Artists: Troy Lukkarila
Title: Don't Sit On Tables
Members Wishing: 0
Total Copies: 0
Label: Lukalips Destruction Co
Original Release Date: 2/14/2000
Release Date: 2/14/2000
Album Type: Explicit Lyrics
Number of Discs: 1
SwapaCD Credits: 1
UPC: 682095154525

Synopsis

Album Description

"don't sit on tables" is an enjoyable ride through the mind of one pathetic person. After he begins with unhealthy compulsive behavior we move on to early, disastrous sexual experiences. Then our "hero" contemplates if a female corpse is indeed better than a live female. Our misguided tour guide comes to the conclusion that controlling people is the best way to get along with them. After dabbling a little bit with arson, our lowly singer asks the immortal question- "Why Can't I Get A Gig?" It's all fun in a disturbing sort of way. By the way, the music on the CD is fabulous!

CD Reviews

It makes your whites whiter and your brights brighter.

shazam-fu | Northampton, MA USA | 11/28/2001

(5 out of 5 stars)

"I was lying on the living room floor when I first heard Troy Lukkarila. I immediately poked my head up & said, "What is this? I like it!" A couple more songs into the album I shouted, "I love this!" By the end it was my new favorite cd. If you're tired of the ordinary, bored with the predictable and the weird just isn't weird enough then this cd is definately for you. Refreshing lyrics like "Dead women are the only women I can ever seem to get" or "love is more potent than any can of mace" juxtaposed with pleasant melodies reminiscent of The Muppet Movie are just the right spice to liven up any stew. It makes your whites whiter and your brights brighter. Simply brilliant."