Search - Various Artists :: A Very Unschooled Christmas

Christmas: A season of hearty food and heartfelt joy, a time to frolic in feathery piles of snow, a moment to rest from everyday toil and unite under a banner in peace and love. But just as the world is beginning to join hands and sing of co-operation and happiness, someone puts on a 'Kenny G's Christmas Memories' CD. In an instant, that fragile moment of unity is shattered, and every corner of the earth erupt into a vicious, merciless war, ultimately resulting in the complete annihilation of the human race. It's a horrible prospect to consider, but it's a prophetic warning and call to arms against the flock of cheese-drenched festive songs that descend upon our innocent ears every year. Other than manually popping their eardrums with sharp objects, the general public has had no way of defending itself from these songs. But now there's a respite from the pain! Thanks to modern science, the musicians at Unschooled Records have electronically destroyed and reassembled 12 Christmas classics proven to be 100% humbug-free.